Big Sean Featuring French Montana “Mula” Music Video

<p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/53638926″>Big Sean ft. French Montana – “Mula” (DoP Cut)</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/user8481493″>TJR FILMS</a> on <a href=”http://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

My girl Brytni is the gorgeous woman in the black, sparkly dress in Big Sean’s new video “Mula.” Girl is on point, right? RIGHT?! I feel like a proud brother watching her get her acting on. Although, I’m having body envy right now. B is giving me everything with her perfection. I wish I were her. I’d stare at myself all day and fake laugh in front of the mirror and smile over my shoulder just because. Oh yeah, the song was nice and bouncy and the video was pretty cool, like a “whodunnit?”

 

Lana Del Rey “Ride” Music Video Monologue (Audio)

While I can’t f*cking wait for the video to premiere Friday, October 11th, some STAN went to the theatre premiere in Santa Monica, CA last night and recorded the audio of a monologue Queen Lana recites during the long ass video.

So, I was sitting here eating breakfast with my boyfriend, listening to the monologue while I’m eating a toastada and Lana says “Because I was born to be the other woman. I belonged to no one and belonged to everyone.” I stopped chewing my food, looked out the window and got a case of the sads. My boyfriend said “woah, you’re going to be obsessed with this video.” He’s right. Lana is straight up dramatic and so am I.

Slay Bells KILL IT. When Will Your Faves?

Slay Sleigh Bells know how to tickle my fancy. Alison is serving haunted house realness in her white nightgown. Derek looks spiffy on his bike with his parted hair and guitar hanging on his back.

Sleigh Bells just knows how to serve it. I recently got Kyle, Britney Spears’ biggest STAN, into them and he’s all about them. He borderline STANS for them.

3/5 VMA Video of the Year Nominees Are Dumb

Seems like it was slim pickens this year because Katy Perry’s “Wide Awake” was awful. Goyote’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” looked like something Tegan and Sara wouldn’t do five years ago. Drake’s “Take Care” featuring Rihanna, well, I didn’t even know there was a video for that. I’m just going to assume it’s lame, like the rest of his videos. Well, I’ve never watched a Drake video, so I’m just being sassy. The only two worth the Video of the Year nomination are Rihanna’s “We Found Love” and M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls.

I’m going to go ahead and say that “We Found Love” is Rihanna’s best video to date although, I do hate that denim mess she wears when she storms out of the car.

M.I.A’s “Bad Girls” better win Video of the Year. I’m serious. That video had me “bouncing like a trampoline” in my room, almost getting caught by my sister walking by. When I rap that song in the car, I have the same accent she does. Only thing that bothers me about the video is that I can’t drive my car off to one side. One of my tires has something stuck in it so I’m a little iffy on trying that until I can get that taken care of.

And don’t say “oh the VMA’s don’t matter.” Yes.They.Do. They matter to 12 year old girls like me.

The real Video of the Year wasn’t nominated, but its posted below.